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shavingryansprivates:

mary had a little lamb

little lamb

little lamb

mary had a little lamb

whose fleece was swag as fuck

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thetasteofinkisgettingold:

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

Showing my mum this

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petcanadian:

baby powder is gods greatest creation it cleans babies asses and helps lazy white girls out when they don’t want to shower

(via pizza)

ostracizedpoodle:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor

(via 1dania)

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

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olympicslut:

imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena 

(via 1dania)

custaaard:

wow it’s father’s day i can almost hear the sound benedict’s muffled crying in the distance

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snapchatting:

*promotes my blog at ur funeral*

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